Anti-Vaxxer's Best Excuses:

1. I've grown up in a country that educated me poorly, where the right-leaning party panders to my worst impulses, and the left-leaning one uses esoteric vocabulary and a system of elitism to alienate me and treat me like their inferior. This is my way of exerting just a tiny bit of control over my life.

2. Bill Gates put microchips in the vaccines.

3. Covid-19 isn't that bad anyway.

4. “I have natural immunities.”

Anti-Vaxxer 2021

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